Calling the shots. Making your own schedule.Forcing the entire world to eye-roll at your terrible Dad puns.
These are just some of the many reasons why people start their own businesses every day.
We’ve gathered the Internet’s best offerings of business names both crude and cruddy; hilarious and heartbreaking; funny and well…just a shop that’s called “Fart.” (Yep. Imagine pitching thatfor a bank loan.)
Buckle up, because these are shops you’ll neverfind on Shark Tank, and never be able to un-see.
Back to the Futon
This shop title doubles as a furniture businessANDa fate for every dude who’s suggested an “Old Biff / Young Biff” couples costume to their girlfriends and wives.
Fart
WHAT. DOES. THIS. SELL???
(Answer: It – doesn’t – matter. Sometimes the internet is just a gift.)
Beermiscuous
Glad they went with this. So much better than their original title, “Beer Leer.”
Thai Tanic
Because nothing gets me hungrier for peanut sauce than a historical tragedy!
Diamond in the Ruff
“…but if you DO find a diamond in your dog’s ruff. Wash it first.”
Sew it Seams
DOUBLE – THE – PUNS! DOUBLE- THE – BUSINESS!
(My guess for what’s written on their break room wall.)
Codrophenia
(slow claps) (wipes tear) (stands up slowly)
(remembers that people in England PARTICULARLY like fish and The Who and ’60s nostalgia)
(slow claps some more)
R. Soles
This one really sneaks up on you, which makes it an official entry into the, “I Tricked You Into Cussing” business name hall of fame.
source http://allofbeer.com/2017/06/12/43-of-the-best-and-worst-business-names-youve-ever-seen/
