Monday 30 April 2018

This 81-Year-Old Grandmother Crushes The Beer Mile Like A True Champion

Elvira “Vera” Montez, 81, is an avid runner, but when her daughter suggested she try and run a beer mile, Vera hesitated. She hesitated not because she didn’t think she could finish, but rather because she prefers scotch.

Vera told the El Paso Times,

I’m not a big beer drinker. I like beer when the weather is real hot and there’s nothing else to drink. I’m really a scotch drinker, Chivas if it’s available. If it was scotch we were drinking instead of beer, I would have run a lot faster.

But on December 1, Vera laced up her running shoes alongside her daughter for the2015 FloTrack Beer Mile World Championships. She finished her mile, and the requisite four beers, in20 minutes and 24.62 seconds, a full minute faster than her daughter.

Think that’s impressive? This is actually Vera’s second beer mile. Last year she completed it in 20 minutes and 44 seconds, making the 2015 race her personal record.

Of this year’s beer mile Vera’s daughter, Renee Reynolds, told the El Paso Times,

That beer mile was tough. Last year, we finished together but she’s a faster beer drinker than I am. I can beat her on the running part, but not the beer drinking part.

After the race, Vera apparently took her daughter to Hooters for chicken wings and scotch. Vera additionally told Runners World, she will return next year and plans to train by drinking beer on her treadmill.

Way to stay badass, Vera!

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source http://allofbeer.com/this-81-year-old-grandmother-crushes-the-beer-mile-like-a-true-champion/

Sunday 29 April 2018

SABMiller Board Recommends AB InBevs New $104 Billion Offer

SABMiller Plcs board unanimously recommended Anheuser-Busch InBev SAs improved $104 billion takeover offer, paving the way for the biggest acquisition in the history of the beer industry and capping a tumultuous week in which the Budweiser maker bowed to pressure to sweeten its offer.

The board of London-based SABMiller proposed that its two biggest shareholders, Altria Group Inc. and Bevco Ltd., be treated as a separate class of stockholders and allow other SABMiller investors to vote on the new offer separately, the company said in a statement. AB InBev said it welcomed the recommendation, in a separate statement.

SABMillers board faced the choice of backing a bid that Chairman Jan du Plessis said was at the lower end of what he deemed acceptable, or risk letting the industry-transforming combination fall apart. AB InBev gave in to some investors when it raised its bid once more this week to factor in the pounds plunge in the wake of the U.K.s Brexit vote that put minority and institutional shareholders at a disadvantage.

The boards decision was difficult, du Plessis said in the statement. Various factors have affected the value of the offer, most importantly the impact of the Brexit vote on the value of sterling and the re-rating of comparable companies. This has made the Boards decision more challenging.

More Difficult

SABMiller shares rose 2.1 percent to 44.14 pounds Friday in London, while AB InBev rose 4.6 percent to 115.30 euros in Brussels.

I think this is a further step towards successful completion, but by splitting the shareholders into two groups, it makes it somewhat more difficult to gain the necessary level of acceptances, Andrew Holland, an analyst at Societe Generale, said by phone. You need a higher percentage of SABMiller shareholders to get it done than if the shareholders hadnt been split into two groups.

For a Gadfly commentary on the Megabrew deal, click here

AB InBevs latest cash offer was 45 pounds a share, 1 pound more than the prior proposal. It also increased the cash in a cash-and-stock alternative designed for Altria and Bevco, the value of which rose to more than 51 pounds a share after the pounds plunge. The deal was tested after SABMiller suspended integration of the two brewers following resistance from shareholders who said they hadnt been compensated enough for sterlings fall.

But major SABMiller shareholders then signaled they favored AB InBevs sweetened bid, which received a further boost Friday by getting regulatory clearance from China, the last major antitrust hurdle after it was approved in the U.S. and South Africa in recent weeks.

Complex Divestments

Part of the approval process includes a complex set of divestments around the globe. Molson Coors Brewing Co. is set to acquire SABMillers stake in the MillerCoors brewing venture, while Japans Asahi Group Holdings Ltd. has agreed to buy the Peroni and Grolsch brands in Europe.

Shares of Molson rose 4.5 percent to $102.16 in New York on Friday, marking their second straight jump after tumbling earlier in the week.

The deal to merge SABMiller and AB InBev, termed Megabrew by analysts, would create a behemoth controlling about half of the industrys profits. The combined company will have the No. 1 or No. 2 positions in almost all of the worlds biggest beer markets, and provide AB InBev its first toehold in Africa, where about 65 million people are due to reach the legal drinking age by 2023.



source http://allofbeer.com/sabmiller-board-recommends-ab-inbevs-new-104-billion-offer/

How To Manage Your Valentine’s Day Expectations

Valentines Day is the actual worst. Its not just bad for single people who get their singleness rubbed into their face for a day/weekend. Its also kind of miserable for people in relationships or the quasi-what-are-we-even?-relationships.

Even the most chill betches have been known to get their hopes up for Valentines Day only to be sorely disappointed by their significant other when the 14th rolls around. Heres what to do to not make yourself pathetic and sad this year. Ew.

Instagram isnt real

Someone probably really boring and wise once said Comparison is the thief of joy. Most of the time, comparison should bring you joy because your fucking awesome life looks pretty, well, fucking awesome compared to the lives of all the other basics out there. On Valentines Day though, just dont hang out on social media unless you have the greatest day of all time and need to show off. That probably wont happen, though. Your boyfriend is probably not going to bring you six-dozen roses or a Cartier Love bracelet. What he gives you is probably special in its own way, and you can never fault a guy for trying, but his acts of affection wont stack up to that Tumblr and Instagram nonsense.

Dont think youre getting engaged

If youve been in a seriously relationship for a while, dont think Valentines Day is THE DAY youre getting engaged. I can think of nothing more pathetic than a V Day engagement, well, maybe other than a Christmas Day engagement. Gross. You should be praying your boyfriend is more original and less of a hack than that.

Keep it low-key

Dont overwhelm yourself trying to make your entire day look like a sentimental love-fest that could make Nicholas Sparks jealous. Also, dont be a fucking idiot and spend a bunch of money on shit you cant afford in order to make yourself look or feel loved. If you arent feeling the love without the stupid holiday madness, maybe its time to reevaluate your relationship. Best advice: Care very little about what happens on Valentines Day and you wont be disappointed if it doesnt stack up to your wildest dreams. Also, remember to care about what actually does happen. If a dude goes out of his way to make you feel special, thats pretty impressive by itself. Say thank you.

Do what you love

My motto for Valentines Day is similar to that of birthdays, if youre doing what you love, you probz wont be disappointed. If you dont like going to a prix fixe meal and eating by candlelight, dont fucking think you need to do that because Jessica in accounting thinks thats the only way to go. If you think hiking and drinking beer with your lover is the best, do that. If you think brunch and a solid hookup sesh is great, do that. Dont do something you hate because it will look cool on Instagram. Just do you. Thats the betch way/best way.



source http://allofbeer.com/how-to-manage-your-valentines-day-expectations/

Saturday 28 April 2018

Here’s what James Comey will do next

Washington (CNN)Few reporters know deposed FBI Director James Comey as well — or have been covering him as long — as CNN’s Eric Lichtblau. Lichtblau, a new CNN’er after spending 15 years at The New York Times, has been reporting on Comey for more than a decade — all the way back to the infamous 2004 hospital confrontation between Comey and then Bush chief of staff Andy Card and White House counsel Alberto Gonzales.

Cillizza: The big question is when/whether Comey will testify before Congress about his meetings and interactions with Trump — among other things. What’s your read on that?
Lichtblau: He’ll almost certainly testify, and it should be one for the history books: Newly exiled FBI director pitted against the president who fired him. Add backdrop of Russian election influence. Cue the grainy Watergate photos of Sam Ervin and Howard Baker. And remember Comey has always had quite a flare for drama, as we saw exactly 10 years ago when he testified in the Senate about his famous hospital-room showdown with George W. Bush’s White House aides at John Ashcroft’s bedside. We could get a hearing in the next few weeks, if not sooner, and my guess is that Comey will insist it happen in public, not behind closed doors.
    Cillizza: Knowing what you know of Comey, what do you think the likelihood is that he told Trump, on three separate occasions, that the President was not under investigation?
    Lichtblau: Close to zero. Trump made this claim in his first interview after the firing, but from the people I’ve spoken with, it’s almost impossible to think that Comey would have given the President such an assurance even once, much less three times. We’ve seen people around Comey push back on other elements of his January dinner with Trump, saying that the President demanded Comey’s “loyalty,” and Comey himself is particularly anxious to refute the claim that he told the President he was essentially out of the woods in the Russia investigation.
    So how does the public judge who’s telling the truth about what the two men said? That’s where the President’s insinuation via Twitter that there were “tapes” comes into play. A recording of the dinner, if it actually exists, would help settle the question of who’s telling the truth and would be anxiously sought by congressional investigators.
    Cillizza: Trump and his allies made much of the idea that Comey wasn’t well liked by the rank and file within the FBI. What was/is the main criticism of Comey within the bureau and how widespread is it?
    Lichtblau: There are certainly factions within the FBI’s 13,000 agents who don’t like the job Comey did after he became director in 2013. Some agents think he went too easy on Hillary Clinton in the email investigation by not recommending criminal charges against her. Then there are others who think he led the FBI too deeply into the political muck in the email case — both in his remarkable press conference last July and again in re-examining the case just 11 days before the election.
    Comey still no doubt has support inside the bureau — wide support, according to his former deputy, Andrew McCabe, who is now acting director — but it’s difficult to measure whether he has more friends or foes inside the FBI without commissioning a Gallup poll of the agents, which is about as likely at this point as a Trump-Comey beer summit. One area where there seems to be wide consensus inside the FBI, though, is the way in which Comey was fired — via a letter delivered to the bureau. Comey learned the news on TV during a trip to LA, and there’s near-universal outrage among agents over what they see as shabby treatment.
    Cillizza: What’s Comey’s next move? Does he go back into the private sector? Retire? Go on TV?
    Lichtblau: I don’t see him as a talking head on TV, at least not right away. A book deal might be possible, but most likely, he would go back to the private sector, where he spent eight quiet years after he left the Bush administration in 2005 first as a lawyer at Lockheed Martin, the big defense contractor, and then at Bridgewater, the hedge fund giant. That helped him amass a net worth of about $11 million, according to this financial disclosure statement in 2013. He and his wife have six children, and his paycheck in the private sector would certainly dwarf his $183,000 government salary at the FBI, which could drive a return to Wall Street or the defense industry.
    Cillizza: Finish this sentence (with the understanding this is just for fun and nothing more than an educated guess): “The next FBI director will be _________.” Now, explain.
    Lichtblau: The conventional pick would probably be Mike Rogers, who was both an FBI agent and a congressman who led the intelligence committee — and who has the backing of the FBI agents union, for good measure. But Trump, of course, has always loved bucking convention, and that could lead him to a dark-horse candidate — maybe a Ray Kelly, the former New York Police Department chief. Kelly has that tough-guy New Yorker bravado that Trump loves, and when he was a candidate, Trump spoke glowingly of the “stop and frisk” policy at the NYPD under Kelly, which a court struck down as unconstitutional. And he would likely be a Trump loyalist — whether he or the President wants to admit it.


    source http://allofbeer.com/heres-what-james-comey-will-do-next/

    Thursday 26 April 2018

    6 Shockingly Dumb Reasons People Invented Famous Characters

    You would think that every pop culture creation would come about one of two ways: as the result either of sudden inspiration from a creative genius, or of a laborious corporate process involving dozens of designs and focus groups. But in reality, famous creators have ideas the same way the rest of us do: via random thoughts, laziness, or last-minute desperation. For example …

    #6. G.I. Joe‘s Snake Eyes Was Created To Save Paint

    Snake Eyes, the silent ninja commando from the G.I. Joe series, has been a fan favorite ever since his debut, because children love characters who wear cool helmets and never say anything. And hell, look at him!

    Eat your parentless heart out, Batman.

    But Snake Eyes’ popularity is made all the more remarkable by the fact he only exists because a toy company was too cheap and lazy to paint a damn action figure.

    And somewhere, a young Quentin Tarantino gets the idea for The Gimp …

    G.I. Joe started as a comic, but it wasn’t long before toy company Hasbro’s profit senses started tingling, and they began to belch out action figures in a stream of screaming plastic vomit. But soon, the toys would come first, then were inserted into the comic as characters — they were simply a bunch of generic soldier designs painted different colors and hastily given names and backstories, because children don’t give a shit.

    The most impressive thing about Hasbro’s G.I. Joe line was their dedication to maximizing their profit margins, and nowhere is this more evident than the design for Snake Eyes. To save money, they didn’t even paint the toy. It was churned out entirely in the same shade of black as the plastic that came out of the vat. Their explanation? Oh, he’s a ninja or something.

    Because all ninjas carry MAC-11s and wear mini-satchels.

    Amazingly, in spite of the fact his creation took less effort and imagination than putting a cape on a potato, Snake Eyes went on to become one of the most beloved characters in the Joe franchise. “He’s so dark and mysterious!” Sure, kids. Oh, and look, here’s his “invisible motorcycle”! Vroom!

    #5. Batman’s Harley Quinn Was Created For A Throwaway Joke That Was Never Used

    Most fans know that Harley Quinn, one of the most popular characters in the Batman universe, did not originate in the comics. Her first appearance was in Batman: The Animated Series, in one of the rare examples of an adaptation that donates a character to the source material, sort of like how Norman Reedus was created for The Walking Dead TV show and gradually began to appear in other movies.

    But in case you think that Harley Quinn was brought about by some stroke of creative genius, think again. Her creators never had anything significant in mind for her. She was made solely because the show’s writers needed the Joker to have a female henchman in order to make one gag in a single episode make sense. And then they didn’t even wind up using the joke.

    Or her original design, thankfully.

    Quinn’s first appearance in the series came in the 1992 episode “Joker’s Favor.” The idea was that the Joker would make an attempt on Commissioner Gordon’s life at his birthday party by having a girl with a gun jump out of a giant cake, effectively ruining the Commissioner’s big day. Harley Quinn was created to be the person in the cake. You may recognize this as the same role Erika Eleniak played in Under Siege.

    ’92 was a big year for faux-pastry eroticism.

    But while the episode was already in production, the writers decided that it would be funnier to have the Joker himself pop out of the cake rather than some ditzy dame, so they changed the script to make that happen. Rather than go to the trouble of removing Harley Quinn completely, since they’d already written her into the script and everything, they diminished her role to that of a background member of Joker’s gang, fully intending to never use the character again.

    To everyone’s surprise, viewers loved Harley Quinn, so the writers brought her back for future episodes, and her popularity grew to the point that DC comics made her part of the official Batman canon. Granted, the official Batman canon also includes Batman turning into a weretiger and the Joker becoming an Iranian diplomat, but still.

    #4. Shredder From Ninja Turtles Was Inspired By A Cheese Grater

    The Shredder, the eternal nemesis of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is a scowling Japanese man dressed in spiked metal armor like Road Warrior Hawk and/or Animal. As best we can tell, he never takes this armor off, even when he’s just hanging around the Technodrome in between battles. When you think about it, there’s nothing about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that doesn’t sound like it was inspired by a late night of pizza and beer. Every aspect of the original comic created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird can be boiled down to a conversation that begins with “Hey man, wouldn’t it be funny if …”

    Lots of beer.

    The Shredder is no exception. According to Eastman, the inspiration for the character came to him one night when he was washing the dishes. There’s no word on how astronomically high he probably was at the time, but while washing one of those flat cheese graters with a handle, he gripped it like a wrist guard and remarked to Laird about how cool it would be for a character to wear them as part of a costume.

    Considering how much pizza cheese that suit could generate, it’s a better design for an ally of the turtles.

    “We could call him the Grater,” Eastman suggested. Luckily, Laird was either less stoned or generally more level-headed, and came up with “the Shredder” instead, which sounds more like a villainous ninja and less like an irritating shift supervisor. The two then went ahead and wrote a villain into their comic who wore cheese graters all over his body, and a pop culture legend / impossible-to-find action figure was born.

    #3. Pac Man’s Inspiration Came From A Pizza

    Back when video games were first invented, brainstorming meetings resembled an insane game of Mescaline Libs — which is like Mad Libs, only played with 100 percent more mescaline. “A plumber who gains strength from mushrooms and dodges barrels thrown at him by a gorilla at a construction site? Sure, why not? Kids’ll buy any goddamn thing we tell them to.” Any random object that a programmer saw in their day-to-day life could become the central component of a video game pitch, and Pac Man started in that exact way.

    Back in the ’80s, Namco employee Toru Iwatani sat down to eat a delicious pizza. Upon removing the first slice, Iwatani remarked on how much the rest of the pizza now looked like a face with an open mouth. Anyone else would brush off this casual thought with the realization that sometimes stuff kind of looks like other stuff, but Iwatani’s mind started racing about the potential for a video game in which a pizza runs around a maze eating dots (see “mescaline,” above).

    Don’t let anyone ever tell you that all life’s problems can’t be solved with pizza.

    Quickly, this spark of inspiration ran through the usual hamster wheel of increasing absurdity until it became the story of a sentient pizza man eating his way through a maze while being pursued by vengeful ghosts. Iwatani pitched the idea as “Pakkuman” — “Pakku” being the Japanese onomatopoeia sound for eating. When the game was brought to the west, it became “Puck Man” (because “Chomp Man” would’ve sounded ridiculous and we are a nation of sober adults) and eventually “Pac Man.” And so, one of the most iconic characters in video game history was born — insofar as Pac Man can be called a “character.”

    #2. Teen Titans‘ Wonder Girl Came About Because The Writer Never Bothered To Read Wonder Woman

    Back in the 1960s, DC writer Bob Haney noticed that basically every major superhero on the company’s roster had a teenage sidekick, and thought it would be interesting to have them all team up. The idea became Teen Titans, and it initially starred Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad, who somehow had neither drowned nor been swallowed by a whale at this point. However, Haney eventually decided to rope in the rest of the Justice League’s abandoned plus-ones, including Wonder Woman’s lesser-known sidekick Wonder Girl.

    It’s in Robin’s contract that he always gets to be the most scantily-dressed team member.

    But Haney apparently didn’t actually read the comics that featured Wonder Girl. Otherwise, he would have realized that she wasn’t a sidekick at all. Wonder Girl was Wonder Woman back when she was a teenager. This would be like drafting a team of Back To The Future characters and treating old Marty and young Marty as two separate people. See, in the ’50s, DC put Wonder Woman in a bunch of bizarre paradoxical time-travel adventures in which she teamed up with two younger versions of herself (one as a teenager and one as a baby) and her mother, and they fought dragons and swordfish, because these are comic books and not gold-leafed tomes of literature.

    Remember what we said about the early video game industry? Double that for Silver Age comics.

    Haney evidently only glanced the covers of these issues, because he couldn’t be expected to read a comic about a bunch of women. Consequently, he wrote Wonder Girl into the Teen Titans as a completely separate character. Infant Wonder Woman (named Wonder Tot, because comic books excel at being comic books) missed out on a Teen Titans membership card for some reason.

    Well, maybe if Wonder Tot had stuck the goddamn landing

    However, fans of Wonder Woman quickly pointed out this bizarre blunder, and DC was forced to hastily retcon Wonder Girl’s backstory. It turns out that this Wonder Girl is a different person after all — a girl named Donna Troy who developed Amazonian powers and decided to take on the mantle. Because in comics, there’s no corner out of which you cannot write yourself.

    #1. Where The Wild Things Are Was Created Because The Author Had Trouble Drawing Horses

    Ordinarily, if you pitch a children’s book about a little boy getting stranded on an island filled with gigantic, grotesque monsters, international law requires you to phone Roald Dahl and ask for his permission first. Also, your mind’s eye will probably conjure up an image that is more H.P. Lovecraft than Richard Scarry. Author Maurice Sendak turned this concept into the beloved children’s book Where The Wild Things Are — which, incidentally, is full of illustrations that look like H.P. Lovecraft and Richard Scarry got into a fierce doodling war on the same cocktail napkin.

    Lovecraft won.

    But in Sendak’s original vision for the book, the titular “wild things” weren’t monsters at all; they were horses. He originally pitched the idea to his editor as Where The Wild Horses Are, and was given the green light to write and illustrate it. Unfortunately, several months into the project, it became increasingly obvious that Sendak couldn’t draw a fucking horse if it were the ransom of the Universe.

    Eventually, his editor stopped tearing her hair out and asked “Maurice, what can you draw?” The answer was, obviously, horrific inhuman monstrosities. They decided that was going to have to do, considering the amount of money they had already pumped into the project, and Sendak was given the go-ahead to draw whatever the hell popped into his mind, changing the title to Where The Wild Things Are, because “things” could be anything.

    Including repressed family trauma.

    The idea of trying to endear a platoon of nightmare creatures to children could have been a disaster, but it became one of the most enduring classics of children’s literature, and one of the most successful last-minute audibles in history.



    source http://allofbeer.com/6-shockingly-dumb-reasons-people-invented-famous-characters/

    Monday 23 April 2018

    Netanyahu hits out at ‘libellous’ report his wife threw him out of car

    Israeli PM appears in court in defamation case over claims his wife expelled him from official motorcade during furious argument

    Israels prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has appeared in court to deny a claim that his wife, Sara, expelled him from an official motorcade during a furious argument in 2015, endangering his security arrangements.

    The claims and counterclaims emerged during a high-profile defamation case that has brought together two of Israels longest-running political soap operas the battle between the countrys prime minister and its media, and claims about his wifes allegedly volatile behaviour.

    The libel case, in which the couple are claiming $76,000 (66,500) in damages, concerns a gossipy Facebook post by Igal Sarna, a prominent journalist at the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper.

    The post purported to describe a row between the Netanyahus that allegedly took place in a night-time motorcade of four cars between Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. The Netanyahus deny the events described occurred.

    The case, and the Netanyahus appearance in court, comes as the prime minister is embroiled in several police investigations that have led to a slew of allegations being published in the Israeli media, including reports of gifts such as champagne, jewellery and cigars the couple are said to have received from wealthy benefactors.

    Netanyahu, who strongly denies any wrongdoing, insists the investigations will all come to nothing, because there is nothing. Meanwhile, he has taken to launching broadsides against the journalists behind some of the stories.

    Sarnas Facebook post appears small beer in comparison with some of the recent allegations against Netanyahu, but the couple have forged ahead with the case, accusing their long-time critic of a disgusting, cynical, low, mean-spirited attack intended to embarrass them publicly by means of ugly and false reports.

    Sarna told the court he had made the allegations in good faith based on several sources, adding that the incident bore features similar or identical to known episodes in the Netanyahus family life.

    Taking the stand on Tuesday, Netanyahu insisted the fight was fiction that never occurred and never could have happened.

    The hearing, which had been postponed several times at Netanyahus request, dramatised the bad blood between Netanyahu and many Israeli journalists.

    Referring to that theme in her evidence on Tuesday, Sara Netanyahu accused the media of fighting a 20-year crusade against her husband through her. To her knowledge, she had never in those years argued with her husband in an official car in the presence of a security detail, she said.

    Taking aim at Sarna in particular, she accused him of being inhuman in his treatment of her family.

    Sarna conceded in court that there were aspects of the story of which he was not entirely sure. I hadnt known whether Sara threw Bibi out of car, he told the court to laughter, using Netanyahus nickname. Or if he left of his own accord.

    Asked why he had posted on Facebook rather than offering the story to his paper, Sarna said it was because he believed it was small.

    For his part, the prime minister accused Sarna of throwing a biblical size flood of lies at me.

    Anyone who knows anything about convoy security knows that something like [the fight described] could not happen, Netanyahu told the court.

    In response, Sarnas lawyer accused the Netanyahus of suing not because the details in the Facebook post were false, but because they had been stung by a series of critical columns by the journalist. Netanyahu replied that they had sued over the post because this was super false.

    Asked whether he followed Sarnas Facebook posts, Netanyahu shot back: Its hard to follow so much crazy, surreal slander. I have other business to attend to. I cant even dedicate a moment of my time to this deluge.

    Sarnas claims appear to have touched a particular nerve in the Netanyahus, not least Sara, who has been buffeted by allegations of her behaviour in the prime ministers official residence.

    Last year a former housekeeper was awarded damages after a court found she had abused him and subjected him to irrational demands.

    Summing up the verdict in that case the judge ruled: The court had before it many testimonies indicating that the conditions of employment in the residence were harmful due to the behaviour of Mrs Netanyahu and her attitude to the employees.

    Those included exaggerated demands, insults, humiliation and outbursts of anger.

    The case continues.



    source http://allofbeer.com/netanyahu-hits-out-at-libellous-report-his-wife-threw-him-out-of-car/

    Saturday 21 April 2018

    Would YOU Test Drive One of These Giant Strollers?

    Babies basically live the life of luxury. People wait on them hand and foot, cook for them, clean them, and let them sleep for a majority of the day. Plus, they get to be pushed around outside while just chilling in a stroller. But how do parents know if that stroller is really all that it’s cracked up to be?

    They take a giant replica out for a spin, despite how ridiculous it might look.

    Via: Bored Panda



    source http://allofbeer.com/would-you-test-drive-one-of-these-giant-strollers/

    Johnny Strange to be remembered with skateparks in Malibu and Bhutan

    Tuesday 17 April 2018

    Hate the Pepsi ad, but love the Heineken one? You’ve been duped | Jamie Peck

    That vague progressivism is now a better way to sell beer than, say, hot chicks in bikinis, reflects shifting societal attitudes for which Heineken gets no credit

    Brands are not your friends. I know Im not the first person to say this, but it bears repeating. They dont care about social justice. They exist solely to sell you crap you probably dont need. Still, this hasnt stopped the liberal internet from wetting its collective pants over a recent feel-good political ad for Heineken beer.

    Created by Agency Publicis London, the ad features three pairs of British people, most likely actors, who hold disparate political views. A man who doesnt believe trans identity is legitimate is paired with a woman who favors transgender rights and is later revealed to be transgender herself.

    A man who doesnt believe in climate change is paired with one who does. A man who describes himself as a member of the new right and an enemy of feminism but notably does not cop to being racist is paired with a young, black feminist.

    After meeting in an empty warehouse, each pair performs a team-building exercise of sorts: building a bar. Blissfully unaware that their partners hold beliefs they think are insane (some correctly), they form a friendly bond. Once the bars are completed, their views are revealed to one another and theyre given the choice to GTFO or talk it out over a nice, frosty Heineken. And what do you know, they all stay.

    The new right dude even says smash the patriarchy and the transphobe refers to the trans woman as a girl. So much progress in such a short time! The tagline: Heineken: open your world.

    Liberal bloggers wasted no time in proclaiming this the antidote to that Pepsi Kendall Jenner ad. Heinekens new ad gets totally political, and its surprisingly great, crowed Upworthy. Heineken shows Pepsi the right way to make a politically charged ad, proclaimed Mashable, seeming to forget that there isnt one.

    Some will rightly be offended by the idea that the trans woman and the (presumably) cis woman, respectively, were asked to have friendly conversations with men who refused to acknowledge their basic human rights at least, not until they drank Heinekens magical anti-bigotry elixir.

    Of course, politics are not just a matter of individual enlightenment or lack thereof. Theyre about underlying social forces, which means empathy and dialogue can only take us so far, as can bonds forged before you knew someones political views. (Ask anyone whose family was torn apart by the 2016 election.)

    This ad doesnt exist to solve the worlds problems, but to make you buy a product by causing you to associate whatever warm fuzzies it elicits in you with its particular brand of carbonated yeast water. Have you learned nothing from Mad Men? That this ad was deemed good by most people just means it does a better job than other ads of hiding that fact.

    At least the Pepsi ad prompted people to join together in mockery of its clumsy attempts at co-opting resistance movements. If you hated the Pepsi ad but liked this one, what you are basically saying is, I want to be pandered to more effectively.

    Like all companies, Heineken is an amoral entity that treats human beings as expendable assets who exist purely to have their labor power exploited for the purposes of enriching its shareholders.

    Not because it is evil, but because it is incentivized to do so by our current economic system. Despite what green or woke brands may tell you, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

    That vague progressivism is now a better way to sell beer than, say, hot chicks in bikinis, is a reflection of shifting societal attitudes for which Heineken can take no credit. If focus groups said theyd sell more beer by bringing back the hot chicks, theyd run all the red lights on the way to the Playboy mansion. Its advertisings raison dtre.

    The one thing I will grant Heineken is that alcohol lowers peoples inhibitions, which could lead to civil conversation about hot button issues. But unfortunately, given the realities of the world in which we live, such a booze-drenched meeting of the minds is just as likely to end in a fist fight.

    • This article was amended on 1 May 2017. The original version erroneously referred to Anheuser-Busch InBev as the owner of Heineken, which is incorrect.


    source http://allofbeer.com/hate-the-pepsi-ad-but-love-the-heineken-one-youve-been-duped-jamie-peck/

    Monday 16 April 2018

    A strange echo of the 1970s – BBC News

    Ben & Jerry’s next ice cream-flavored beer is coming

    Ben & Jerry is lending its signature Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor to a new ale. (New Belgium Brewing)

    The ice cream mavericks at Ben & Jerrys are teaming up with New Belgium Brewing again to create the latest in a line of ice-cream infused brews.

    A Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ale is set to hit store shelves this fall but its not just another sweet brew.

    New Belgium has pledged $50,000 from the beers sales to go toward Protect Our Winters (POW) a non-profit dedicated to raising awareness around climate change.

    We are excited to be partnering once again with the good folks at Ben & Jerrys and POW, said New Belgium Director of Sustainability, Jenn Vervier. The beer in development tastes amazing and we look forward to talking about climate change and climate action. With the upcoming election and a new administration, year two is even more important than the first round. 

    Craft beer and ice cream fans are already champing at the bit for the new beer.

    Last year, the Fort Collins-based craft brewer released a special edition Salted Caramel Brownie Brown Ale with guidance from Ben & Jerrys flavor wizards.

    Cant wait for beer that tastes like cookie dough? Ben & Jerrys features a beer and ice cream pair tasting menu online.



    source http://allofbeer.com/ben-jerrys-next-ice-cream-flavored-beer-is-coming/

    Sunday 15 April 2018

    The High-Priced World of Rye Whiskey

    The pilgrims who landed on Plymouth Rock were a thirsty lot. They had fortified themselves, during the long journey from southern England, with barrels and barrels of beer. The Mayflower had originally even been used to transport wine.

    And it wasn’t long before they were making booze in America. In fact, according to David Wondrich, noted liquor historian and The Daily Beast’s chief drinks columnist, about 30 years after arriving in the New World, the pilgrims were distilling straight rye whiskey in Massachusetts.

    The liquor was wildly popular for hundreds of years before falling out of favor in the second half of the 20th century. Fortunately, over the last decade, the whiskey has staged a remarkable comeback, and excellent rye is produced around the country and in Canada. The spicy whiskey is a favorite of the current generation of bartenders and spirits aficionados alike. As a result, sales of the spirit are up, according to the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States, a meteoric 536 percent, from 2009 to 2014.

    Thanks to this newfound popularity, there is a new class of high-priced super-premium ryes whose prices rival those of single malt Scotches.

    Whether you’re treating yourself or shopping for another, here are some of the most deluxe ryes currently on the market.

    Lock Stock & Barrel 16 Year Straight Rye Whiskey ($150)

    Lock Stock & Barrel was one of the last projects that spirits entrepreneur Rob Cooper (the creator of St-Germain Elderflower Liqueur) was working on before he passed away in April. A rye fanatic before it was trendy to be one, he found this remarkable whiskey aging in an Alberta, Canada, warehouse. There are just 3,000 cases of this 107-proof whiskey.

    Templeton Rye Special Reserve 10 Year Old ($150)

    It has certainly been an interesting decade for Templeton Rye. The brand became a sensation, was the focus of a class-action lawsuit, and has since worked to regain drinkers’ trust. The brand is building its own distillery in Iowa and will began producing whiskey there. It also just released this 10-year-old Special Reserve whiskey.

    Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye ($120)

    There are rare spirits and then there is Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye. If you can believe it, this 13-year-old rye is even harder to find than the brand’s legendary bourbon and was originally created for the Japanese whiskey market. While the liquor has a suggested retail price of $120, it usually sells for much more—a recent search yielded several bottles going for between $900 and $2,200.

    Redemption Aged Barrel Proof Rye Whiskey: 8 Years ($100)

    Bartenders love using spicy rye in classic drinks like the Manhattan and the Old Fashioned. At 122-proof, Redemption Aged Barrel Proof Rye Whiskey: 8 Years will certainly hold its own with sweet vermouth and other mixers.

    High West A Midwinter Night’s Dram ($90)

    If you want to try High West’s latest limited-edition whiskey—the aptly named A Midwinter’s Night’s Dram—act fast. To create this special bottling, the brand finished its acclaimed Rendezvous Rye in port and French oak barrels.

    WhistlePig 2016 The Boss Hog The Independent ($300)

    There are just 30 barrels of this 14-year-old rye by Vermont-based WhistlePig. The whiskey was matured in large so-called hogshead barrels that are normally used to age Scotch. The bottle is capped with a pewter stopper made by the historic Danforth Pewter company.

    Old Potrero Hotaling’s 16 Year Old Single Malt Rye Whiskey ($165)

    Fritz Maytag is arguably the father of the rebirth of rye whiskey. In 1994, he started producing the liquor in San Francisco when the category was on life support. I’m not sure even Maytag would have been able to predict its recent success. Toast his achievement with this extremely limited 16-year-old—less than 200 bottles of the stuff exist.

    Michter’s 25 Year Kentucky Straight Rye ($700)

    Michter’s has developed a cult following for its bourbon and its rye. And the bottle that collectors dream about owning is the brand’s 25-year-old rye. The suggested retail price is $700, but it typically sells for quite a bit more. If that’s too rich for your blood, look out for the 10-year Kentucky Straight Rye that sells for around $150.



    source http://allofbeer.com/the-high-priced-world-of-rye-whiskey/

    The Other Side review: surprising empathy for America’s underbelly

    The gun-toting and drug-fueled people that populate Roberto Minervinis intimate documentary make for endlessly fascinating characters to watch

    The Other Side, the latest from Italian-born, American-based documentary film-maker Roberto Minervini (Stop the Pounding Heart), opens on a surreal note: a man waking up stark naked amid a field of tall grass. He staggers down a dirt road, eventually finding himself in his sisters home, where he picks up a needle and some drugs. The film only gets more bizarre, giving an unvarnished glimpse into a seldom depicted world.

    The nude but heavily tattooed man, Mark, is a small-time drug dealer living in the backwoods of Louisiana. He gets by on odd jobs, but spends the majority of time getting high on heroin with his girlfriend Lisa.

    The drug-fueled bond they share is strong: I wish I could take all of your pain away, Lisa says. Proposing, Mark asks Lisa to be his bitch for life.

    Ill be your bitch, she says, crying.

    Their oddly endearing rapport, and Marks unyielding love for his cancer-stricken mother and impoverished young niece, go only a little way to soften the blow of his racist vitriol. After breaking into an empty school, he comes across a picture of Barack Obama, prompting him to go off about the stupid mother-fucking blacks who voted him in.

    Fellow destitute characters populate The Other Side, but Minervini keeps the focus mostly on his drug-addled subject for his films first half, and Mark submits to the camera. The interactions Minervini captures are so raw that it shouldnt really surprise when Mark and Lisa shed any scruples and have sex in front of the lens.

    The Other Side refers to the place Mark finds himself: as a criminal whos deferred his prison sentence until his mother passes, hes lost the right to vote and bear arms. Minervini shifts the focus to Louisianas other sub-section in his films second half, following a terrifying militia group led by a man named Jim, who firmly believes that its only a matter of time before Obama declares martial law. Unlike Mark, these men have money. Instead of using that power for drugs, they arm themselves with firepower and beer.

    Its easy to look at The Other Side as a harsh critique of Americas underbelly: bigotry, cruelty, violence and greed. But Minervini is after more, showing a remarkable deference to his subjects. His fly on the wall approach never feels exploitative in instances, it yields surprising empathy. In spite of his characters actions, Minervini miraculously captures traces of profound humanity.



    source http://allofbeer.com/the-other-side-review-surprising-empathy-for-americas-underbelly/

    The International Competition Where Master Lock-Pickers Do Battle

    Wednesday 11 April 2018

    The 6 Stages Of Trying On A Bikini After Being A Lazy Piece Of Sh*t All Winter

    Youve officially survived another winter of dreaded family holidays, surprise engagements, and disguising your 2pm blackout as brunch without entirely losing your dignity. But that also means that in the months between November and March, betches were busy living their best fucking lives, Instagramming cheese plates and colorful fruit cocktails, all while pulling off the illusion that their ass underwent months of squat-like workouts, thanks to overpriced Lulu leggings. 

    Sure, these PPCS (Post Partum Cuffing Season) side effects are totally justified, but unfortunately for me you, the social media faade that just upped your followers prob also upped your pant size. Bikini season is right around the corner as of like, yesterday, and your besties are dying to be sexually objectified at Tao Beach, but that also means theyre counting on you to pose for pics with them that scream GIRLS TRIP!!! But also can you believe this cleavage rn? while debuting swimwear the size of a hair scrunchie. So if theres one thing I know better than the exact distance it takes to get from work to the bar, its everything a betch goes through following the pre-bikini season DGAF: 

    Stage 1: The Invitation

    After victoriously indulging in an all-carb diet for four months straight, the only phone call thats dreaded more than your gyno calling to deliver test results is your best friend calling to invite you on a ratchet river retreat. This means pausing yourbinge and getting off your ass in hopes of finding a swimsuit thatll cover your perma-winter layer so you dont feel like an IRL Flubber on a rocky boat. Being a possessor of chronic Stage 4 FOMO the good friend that you are, you reluctantly agree to a weekend of staged candid bikini photos while hiding behind a donut pool floatie, as you confirm with a high-pitched OMG YES IM SO THERE! Congratulations, youve just survived your first two-way calling attack. 

    Stage 2: The Casual Browse

    Does your recent Google search history read, “bathing suits that hide my back fat”? Bcuz same. Every betch has Googled some sort of self-loathing ridicule at a point in her life, which means that the quest for the perfect bathing suit has officially begun. But first you attempt to save a little face before baring it all to the poor Victorias Secret employee and peruse your options via Google. After hours of research, only to find yourself 68 weeks deep into Kylie Jenners sluttiest bikini photos, desperate times call for desperate fucking measures, and your Google searches quickly go from “bathing suits” to “how much did Kims fat transfer cost?”

    Stage 3: The Dressing Room

    They say the camera adds 10 pounds, but they also say the fitting room mirror adds like, 20. Idk if its the shitty interrogation-room lighting, or the fact that my “monthly” bloat has just become a way of life, but TBH entering a womans fitting room is like entering the fucking Chokey. After trying on the stores entire swim inventory, the only thing youve actually accomplished other than realizing youve unknowingly been growing a winter forest below the navel border for the past three months, is realizing that the trendy off-the-shoulder bikini top you tolerated serves no practicality or purpose other than showcasing unwanted armpit vagina. 

    Stage 4: The Crash Diet

    As you leave the store, you make a vow to yourself to go full Emily Blunt for two weeks and to eat nothing but a cube of cheese, but only when feeling like youre gonna drop dead. You stick it out for a solid three hours until your drive home automatically lands you in the In-N-Out drive thru line because whatever, youre getting cheese fries. You start randomly developing a sense of false confidence and mutter shit to yourself like, If they cant accept me at my pregnant Kim K., then they dont deserve me at my revenge bod Khlo. #BIBLE 

    Stage 5: The Prep

    Earth to betches: Bikini season is only like 26% about the actual bikini. You dont get a Chipotle burrito to show off the foil wrapping, do you? Id be lying to you if I said Im not the best version of myself when I have a tan. And youd also be lying if you denied that. It makes you look, like, 10 pounds lighter and it gives the illusion that you physically saw the light of day this winter other than through your sliding glass door while you were covered in potato chip crumbs. You resort to whatever painful process it takes to distract people from the slightest amount of “excess love” hanging off your hips like a fucking ornament, and waxing off that 1960s bush youve been harboring like a fugitive. This results in spending more money on your physical appearance than the value of the actual vacation itself, but thats just, like, the rules of Instagram feminism.

    Stage 6: The Presentation

    Whether or not your summer bod is ready, a betch knows that the key to living her best vacation life is liquid confidence. ‘Tis the season for 9am beer bongs and chips and guac as a meal replacement, so you finally decide to proudly wear your winter bloat like a badge of honor, because #LoveYoself and (hi) DGAFing is your specialty. Vacays may not be about what you wear, but they sure as hell are about what you drink, so chances are, nobody in their drunk state of mind will even notice your nonexistent insecurities. Plus, drunk goggles make everyone look like a fucking 10, so you win. Now sit back, RELAX, and get that fine-ass awesome personality over here and take a shot with me.



    source http://allofbeer.com/the-6-stages-of-trying-on-a-bikini-after-being-a-lazy-piece-of-sht-all-winter/

    Tuesday 10 April 2018

    10+ Hilarious Wives That All Men Secretly Wish They Were Married To

    Marrying someone with a good sense of humor is a one-way ticket to years of laughter, and these wives prove it. They’re creative, they’re hilarious, and they’re honestly trolls sometimes, but that can only make their husbands love them more. In fact, sharing a good sense of humor is viewed by many marriage specialists as the key to a happy union.

    Relationships can get way too serious sometimes, especially when stress from work, kids, and expenses gets involved. Laughing together creates a feeling of warmth, relaxation, and bonding, and has even been said to stimulate physical attraction.

    Give a round of applause for these wives who know the power of a good joke, and vote for the ones you would use on your significant other.



    source http://allofbeer.com/10-hilarious-wives-that-all-men-secretly-wish-they-were-married-to/